What's the weirdest advice someones given you?

[zsazsa chick]

My grandma just told me:
(grandma) Don't get old!
(me) well, there isn't much you can do about that...
(grandma) well, you could jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Ugh my grama's so dang weird...

 

[Q9]

"See that dangly thing right there? *Points to wattle on hen* Touch it. It's warm." - My dad to my little cousin. Seriously.

 

[WriterofWords]

Before my son was born I had gone through life being told I would never have children. When my sister-in-law's best friend (whacko) heard this, she went to her Priest and got me a bottle of blessed fish oil and told me to rub it all over my body and I would get pregnant. No I didn't do it, but the cats loved their food. When I got pregnant about 3 months later she gave the fish oil full credit.

 

[Imp]

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But, did your cats have any kittens anytime soon?

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[maizey]

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[WriterofWords]

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But, did your cats have any kittens anytime soon?

Imp

No,, but they sure enjoyed that fish oil!

 

[iluvsedward]

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[ChickieBooBoo]

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I like that one