My Lady be wary and heed to the lines of this verse:
To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool you is worse.
To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool you is worse.
What's UR Fav Poem, Saying, Quote, Riddle, Joke, Limerick, Song, ETC
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good one!!!
good one!!!
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"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
I love that saying.
Dash
I love that saying.
Dash
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CHINESE PROVERBS
If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.
Public before private and country before family.
Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one.
Waiting for a rabbit to hit upon a tree and be killed in order to catch it.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Teachers open the door but you must walk through it yourself.
Once on a tiger's back, it is hard to alight.
A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off.
May you get what you wish for.
No wind, no waves.
Talk doesn't cook rice.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
There are always ears on the other side of the wall.
May your every wish be granted.
Steal a bell with one's ears co
If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.
Public before private and country before family.
Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one.
Waiting for a rabbit to hit upon a tree and be killed in order to catch it.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Teachers open the door but you must walk through it yourself.
Once on a tiger's back, it is hard to alight.
A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off.
May you get what you wish for.
No wind, no waves.
Talk doesn't cook rice.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
There are always ears on the other side of the wall.
May your every wish be granted.
Steal a bell with one's ears co
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Cannibal Family
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
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Hey loved that saying--And I love your Username!! Can anybody out there tell us who dash riprock was?
Hey loved that saying--And I love your Username!! Can anybody out there tell us who dash riprock was?
Dash Riprock was a character on The Beverly Hillbillies, he was a smooth movie star type that was hitting on Miss Jane for something in one episode.
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DING DING DING --BELLS GOING OFF--WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Now who was Sonny Drysdale?
DING DING DING --BELLS GOING OFF--WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Now who was Sonny Drysdale?
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"Bears Custody"
A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with.
Well, I don't want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too.
The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes.
Little Bear says no. . . I want to live with the Chicago Bears, the don't beat anybody.
Sorry for posting late
A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with.
Well, I don't want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too.
The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes.
Little Bear says no. . . I want to live with the Chicago Bears, the don't beat anybody.
Sorry for posting late
Sonny was the bankers spoiled, prissy son that Mr. Drysdale wanted to marry Elly May and Mrs. Drysdale wanted to hide him from them.
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