Heres a kids rap song I always have stuck in my head.
BUG NAMED FRED
By Brandon Clark and Caleb Newsome
chorus:
This is a story about a bug named Fred
played chicken with a cab and now he's dead.
Fred's miserable life ends with a smear.
Everythings flat except for his rear.
Back when he was young, he ran out of luck
went to sleep in the back of a truck. .
When that truck started to creep
poor Fred was still asleep.
Chorus
The truck went to New York City
Fred jumped out with little pity
Found himselt on Fifth Avenue
poor Fred didn't know what to do.
Chorus
across the street he saw a phone
He wanted baaly to call back home.
he crossed the street without much haste.
Poor Fred -- his life -- oh-what a waste.
Chorus
He didtn't see the cab bearing down
the people gathered all around.
Fred lay flat down on the street
and he was stamped by their old feet.
Chorus
BUG NAMED FRED
By Brandon Clark and Caleb Newsome
chorus:
This is a story about a bug named Fred
played chicken with a cab and now he's dead.
Fred's miserable life ends with a smear.
Everythings flat except for his rear.
Back when he was young, he ran out of luck
went to sleep in the back of a truck. .
When that truck started to creep
poor Fred was still asleep.
Chorus
The truck went to New York City
Fred jumped out with little pity
Found himselt on Fifth Avenue
poor Fred didn't know what to do.
Chorus
across the street he saw a phone
He wanted baaly to call back home.
he crossed the street without much haste.
Poor Fred -- his life -- oh-what a waste.
Chorus
He didtn't see the cab bearing down
the people gathered all around.
Fred lay flat down on the street
and he was stamped by their old feet.
Chorus