Whats YOUR favorite chicken joke?!

[ChickyGirl12]

I will share some of my favorites later in this thread. But I was wondering how many chicken jokes are out there. Not a contest or anything, just having fun sharing your chicken jokes!!!

 

[Michael OShay]

I heard this one while I was teaching physics and it only makes sense if you know what a mobius strip is, but I really LOL when first heard it:
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side. )

 

[ChickyGirl12]

 

[ChickyGirl12]

My favorite! LOL!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the dirt and crosses the road again?

A dirty double crosser!

I've always laughed at that one!

 

[cackleberrycam]

 

[Cat09]

Love those! Nice ones.

 

[dheltzel]

Yesterday a co-worker told me this one:

Why do chicken coops always have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans . . .

 

[Cat09]

Yesterday a co-worker told me this one:

Why do chicken coops always have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans . . .

Lol! Love that!

 

[dheltzel]

Did you know that Beetoven kept chickens?

Not for long though, because they kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach"


(that's from Readers Digest, I can't take credit for thinking of it)