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Other ways to describe them... at times...
Yeah sometimes the porch light's on but nobody's home.
Sometimes, the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
At times they are just a few french fry's short of a Happy Meal.
He's a couple buttons short on his remote.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
They're not the brightest Crayon in the box...
The "A" button is missing on the keyboard.
He's missing middle "C".
One brick short of a load.
If he had a brain, it would be lonesome.
He couldn't cut soft butter with a hot knife!
He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
As useless as teats on a bull.
One sandwich short of a picnic.
Half a bubble off plumb.
He has his solar panels on the north side.
He would have told the captain of the Titanic, "Full Speed Ahead!"
He lives in a Tinker Toy castle.
He's not playing with a full deck of cards.
He only has one oar in the water.
One sandwich short of a picnic.
One enchilada short of a combo platter!
He's having a brain fart.
He couldn't pour pee out of his boot with the directions written on the heel.
More useless than a football bat.
About as sharp as a marble.
A few clowns short of a circus.
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
Smart as a rock.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
His Slinky's kinked.
He's like surfing in Nebraska.
He's got too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
24 cents short of a quarter.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
A few cards short of a deck.
His brother was an only child.
Pretty house ... nobody home.
A few bees short of a hive.
He's a few pixels short of the big picture.
An egg roll short of a Pu Pu Platter.
He's got a hole in his bag of marbles.
His cord doesn't quite reach the outlet.
He's a few channels short of cable.
If clues were shoes he'd be barefooted.
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose!
And rast but not reast
He's eating with only one chopstick.
