When Free Ranging Goes Bad

tomstephens

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Nemo

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Jul 22, 2008
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Reminds me of the old joke...

A man was driving down the road and noticed a six-legged chicken racing along beside his car. When he looked at the speedometer he realized that the chicken was running over 75 miles per hour. The amazed driver followed the chicken for several miles until the chicken turned down a gravel road. The driver followed the chicken to a huge poultry farm. All around the farm there were six-legged chickens as far as the eye could see. The driver stopped his car and then seeing the farmer feeding the chickens he asked him about the chickens. "Well you see," started the farmer, "I am a genetic engineer and the leg is my favorite piece of chicken. It is also the favorite piece of my wife and three children. I got tired of having everybody fighting over the leg at dinner so I just developed a chicken with enough legs for us all." "What a great idea!," said the driver, "How do they taste?" "Well," said the scientific farmer, "I don't know. I've never been able to catch one!"
 

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