When your backyard chickens turn into porch chickens

[MissE]

Poop. Poop everywhere. So much poop.

Yes. No chickens on my porch.
The back door of my barn enters into the chicken pasture. Sometimes when I'm putzing with stuff for the birds, I don't close the door if I'm making multiple trips or my hands are full. One day my ring leader and 5 of her feathered friends wandered into the barn. My husband yelled at her "Out! No pooping in my barn!" She looked right at him, and dropped a pile. He's pretty sure she understood exactly what he said.