Which BYC member scares you?

[azurbanclucker]

So....anyone else think we are in the midst of society's collapse, or is it just me?

Dealt with another cray-cray at work this morning, and it's like, dang, they are multiplying! Humanity truly is doomed.

Going off grid and living the hermit life is more and more appealing by the hour...

They've always been there, now they just feel more entitled to crawl out from under their rocks.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

How do you hold them? If I just hold them in a cupped hand they just sit there. If I hold them with their legs dangling they tend to chirp more.

I, too, scream when someone pokes my stomach.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

They've always been there, now they just feel more entitled to crawl out from under their rocks.

It's the Chem trails man.....they're making everyone sick in the mind man....

 

[azurbanclucker]

I shouln'dt have. I slept terribly last night. If youy count up all the 10 minutes little snoozes I got MAYBE 2 hours.

Last night was a repeat. Tonight I'm sleeping with princess Unisom

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I love the idea of this but I can never fall asleep in 20 minutes.

I've noticed that us women can't do that.
My father, on the other hand, drops into a dead sleep within sixty seconds no matter where he is.
Men are so weird.

 

[Everose]

Mine pee on my hand and then fall spread-eagle when I yeet them into the nearest hydrangea as an instinctive reaction to becoming a chamber pot.
Or they tickle my hands open with their little toesies and death jump four feet to the ground by themselves.
Why is so much of the wildlife suicidal around here? First the deer, then the squirrels, the birds tackle windows like I tackle my siblings, and now the toads are attempting skydiving without parachutes. Even the gnats like to fly directly into my retinas and get blinked to death.

Just feel blessed to have suicidal and not homicidal wildlife. I have been the victim of a very nasty deer attack, as well as being stalked by a cougar

 

[Cold-Blood]

Mine pee on my hand and then fall spread-eagle when I yeet them into the nearest hydrangea as an instinctive reaction to becoming a chamber pot.
Or they tickle my hands open with their little toesies and death jump four feet to the ground by themselves.
Why is so much of the wildlife suicidal around here? First the deer, then the squirrels, the birds tackle windows like I tackle my siblings, and now the toads are attempting skydiving without parachutes. Even the gnats like to fly directly into my retinas and get blinked to death.

Maybe you just inspire extreme terror into their tiny hearts, and it fries what brain they have, resulting in extraordinarily stupid stunts.

 

[Everose]

Maybe you just inspire extreme terror into their tiny hearts, and it fries what brain they have, resulting in extraordinarily stupid stunts.

She probably had to holster her scalpel before even picking them up. I'd be terrified of a blood princess too.

 

[Cold-Blood]

I've noticed that us women can't do that.
My father, on the other hand, drops into a dead sleep within sixty seconds no matter where he is.
Men are so weird.

Hey!

It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Only thing about my biscuit making is the kitchen looks like chef from the Muppets was visiting

Flour everywhere and utensils on the floor?