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I'm all caught up, whew! Now everybody stop talking. Snake yoga, are you nutz? Rabbit yoga, okay. Cat yoga, better (at least they won't poop on you!). Goats? Hmmm. Goats gots hooves. Has anybody tried goat yoga? Keeks?
Snakes are cute! Keeps the mice away while you're faceplanted into the ground between planks.
 
I'm all caught up, whew! Now everybody stop talking. Snake yoga, are you nutz? Rabbit yoga, okay. Cat yoga, better (at least they won't poop on you!). Goats? Hmmm. Goats gots hooves. Has anybody tried goat yoga? Keeks?
I think goat yoga is supposed to be with baby pygmies so their wee hoves don't hurt as much. Unless this little b-hole is using you as a springboard.
goat win GIF
 
I wonder if donkey yoga would catch on 🤔
Isn't yoga supposed to be relaxing? I'm pretty sure I feel the uncontrollable urge to throttle my neighbor's donkeys every time they start braying at all hours of the night. It's like hearing an old digital alarm clock when you're already awake. It makes me crazy. Pretty sure I'd throat punch a donkey if it did that while I'm in Buddha on Lotus or Crouching Tiger, or Dancing Crane or whatever.
 
Isn't yoga supposed to be relaxing? I'm pretty sure I feel the uncontrollable urge to throttle my neighbor's donkeys every time they start braying at all hours of the night. It's like hearing an old digital alarm clock when you're already awake. It makes me crazy. Pretty sure I'd throat punch a donkey if it did that while I'm in Buddha on Lotus or Crouching Tiger, or Dancing Crane or whatever.
You should probably stick to snake yoga
 
You should probably stick to snake yoga
I'm not sure how relaxing that is either. Pretty sure actively smoking while you're doing yoga might be frowned upon. lol

Honestly, though, I'm not very flexible so yoga is a huge strain for me. Another reason animals not wanting to be throat punched and snarky yoga instructors should stay out of my arm's reach. And I'm not even sure that would keep them safe. I'd say you could ask the guinea cock that bullied all the birds or the rapey Khaki Campbell drake, but I activated some sort of telekinetic powers fueled by rage and grabbed them both in open pens on the first try.
 
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