Which BYC member scares you?

[MACCanadianCoop]

I think my little sister was 7 pounds and like 14 oz. and was two weeks early. We totally wrecked my mother's uterus. She got a hysterectomy after that. She's like 5'2" and weighed 95 pounds before the pregnancy.

Yikes! Poor woman. At least I'm 5'8" so having a big baby didn't destroy my insides.

 

[KayisforKale]

Arkham Asylum

So he's the Joker?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Ours have all been in the upper 7's. First one tried to show up at 6 mos, wife was on bed rest until term. The other 3 were all late, and all induced.

 

[azurbanclucker]

So he's the Joker?

He's "A" Joker, for sure...

 

[KayisforKale]

Yikes! Poor woman. At least I'm 5'8" so having a big baby didn't destroy my insides.

After spending time as a nanny, I have come to the conclusion that having children is equivalent to self-mutilation.

 

[KayisforKale]

He's "A" Joker, for sure...

For those of us without the emojis, we should adopt the emoji as our own.

 

[Isadora]

After spending time as a nanny, I have come to the conclusion that having children is equivalent to self-mutilation.

Nah, not really.
Self mutilation brings only negative consequences.
I'm so glad I have kids.

 

[azurbanclucker]

For those of us without the emojis, we should adopt the emoji as our own.

Nah. everyone knows it's all about

 

[Hayden Goseek]

After spending time as a nanny, I have come to the conclusion that having children is equivalent to self-mutilation.

I have said for years that the cure for teen pregnancy was to have every 13 year old spend the summer working at Chucky Cheese.

 

[KayisforKale]

Nah, not really.
Self mutilation brings only negative consequences.
I'm so glad I have kids.

I was glad to be a nanny. The snuggles and kisses and all that good sh!t. Then the baby started climbing to where we keep porcelain knickknacks, and he tries to smash them into my face. And even though the child is not mine, he sure does seem to take most of my money.