KayisforKale
Free Ranging
- Sep 3, 2022
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This child has pooped on my lap, peed down my front, peed in my face, stuck his foot in his poop before kicking me in the mouth, and plays with his doodle before trying to put his fingers in my mouth. I will not be surprised, or angry, if he poops on my feet. Unless it is done on purpose. Then he goes to baby jail.You will live, though. Babies, toddlers and poop gone hand in hand. Sometimes literally.