So I am looking for something that is really friendly, loves to be held and won't bite. And also something that isn't smelly/dirty, or too expensive.
Which one suites me best?
Hamster
Rat
Guinea Pig
Ferret
Mouse
well given the list
the only small animal ive ever had draw blood is a hamster...ive never met a hamster that didnt bite, and being that hamsters are solitary creatures while many will let you hold them i cant say they "love" to be held.
ferrets...ive never met one that sits still ong enough to be held, and they tend to be nippy (ferrets play ROUGH) and no matter how much you clean their cage even decented ferts have a very...unique...odor...
also a ferret is anything but cheap...
most feerets come from mass breeders and are highly prone to adreanal and pancreatic issues, not to mention the cost of a cage large enough and getting 2 as they are highly social...
so that leaves guinea pigs, rats and mice.
my only experience with guinnea pigs is limited, but from my experience while typically sweet they are prey animals and not secure with being picked up all the time...
mice can be sweet and very inteligent but they are fast and squirmy and never still...
somy suggestion...
Rats! get 2 of the same sex, and given your looking for cuddle bugs, get 2 males...(males are typically much more lad back and frankly lazy, while females are curious and active) rats are very inteligent, very social, diurnal, and truly do develop storng bonds to their people.
ive personally had over 20 rats in my life time and never had one biter...even a couple of unsocilized feeder rescues while skittish and scared at first never attempted more than a nibble (and that was because id been handling food and forgot to wash my hands) my males loved to hang out in pockets, sleeves and hoodies, and my females loved to learn tricks like tightroap walking and such.
they do need a LARGE cage considering thier size (check out martins cages) but other than that they are relitivly inexpensive pets.
the only downside i can see to rats is that they simply dont live long enough, ive had rats surpass 5 years and its still not long enough