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And once the chicks are out of the shells, does it become an excubator? I bet not!
At job sites, most grunts refer to machines by their manufacturer, unless you have more than one. We have two Toyota forklifts. A big, propane one and a little electric one.
The electric one is "Tinkerbell" and the other one is generally referred to as "The big forklift" but the name Beulah is written on the back.
The machines are "The Arburg", "The Minster", "The press", etc. We have probably 50 machines and for a while I wanted to give them names like boats or hurricanes. Women's names in alphabetical order, starting at the front door. It has to be easier for the new guy to find "Clarice" (he'd know it's the third machine in from the front door) than to have you describe the thing to him, relative to other things he doesn't know about. Like getting directions from the old lady who is a veteran of the town. "How do I find the Taco Bell?"
"You go down the 5 to the corner where Granny's Yarn Barn used to be. That burned down in '52. Then you go up old man Johnson's driveway. They changed it to a state road back, after the war, don'cherknow. Then you turn left at the Thrift Shack. The sign blew down in ought two but you can't miss it."