Who has ever smashed an egg or eggs in your pocket(s)?!?!

[Sunflowergirl]

Ok, that wins on grossness!!!

at least it was an egg; could have been something worse.... my RIP boxer girl 'found' a siberian hamster that had escaped its cage and taken cover in a slipper. the boxer treated it like she did everything else: she licked it and cleaned it and groomed it until it turned in to a squishy mess, and left it in the slipper... unbeknowest to me, who went to put foot in said slipper later in the day (this was many years ago now...)

 

[EmilyOfIndiana]

And this is why I refuse to wear slippers. Never know what could be in there!

 

[yinepu]

My dogs are hooked on eggs.. I learned very quickly that no eggs are safe in pockets... unless I want a pocket full of gooey goodness!

yeah.. my pockets got nose bonked a lot

 

[herfrds]

I went out one moring to let my girls out and was wearing my bath robe. I saw an egg and put it in my pocket. Went back in the house and forgot the egg. I threw to robe onto a chair and heard the crunck and knew I had forgotten the egg.
The worst one is when I found an egg I had forgotten on the counter. I went to throw it away, missed and the egg went inside my purse and broke. I threw my purse away.

 

[tcmstalcup]

You mean there are people who haven't done this? Makes me mad every time!!!

 

[Sunflowergirl]

Keep those stories coming!!! This is too funny!!!

 

[howfunkyisurchicken]

Ah, pocket omelets I've also done it too many times to count. My DH and I went to lunch the other day, my cell phone rang so I reached in my pocket to get it. Lo and behold, there was an egg in there. A very, very light egg. I cracked it open when I got home out of sheer curiosity. The contents were gone. I have no idea how long that thing had been in there. Ew!
Nikki

 

[kelseysfowl]

One time i opened the nesting box and gathered 9 eggs. I had forgotten to bring the basket down so i put them in my front jacket pocket one slipped out so i bent down to grab it and cracked 7 eggs i didnt realize this until my dog started licking my jacket pocket, 30 minutes after i hung it up. so as you imagine the eggs had dried and i was screwed. this same thing would happen 2 weeks later

 

[mothrhen]

Sitting on 10 eggs and purse eggs are going to be hard to beat. I hope to never come close buuuut, definitely broken many eggs in pockets both by throwing on a chair and by jamming my hand or some tool in there. Bent over and dropped eggs out of front pockets, yep, done it. Slightly off topic but, also exploded an egg on my face when trying to blow it out.

 

[Mrs. Fluffy Puffy]

You guys are cracking me up!!!

TEN eggs Newfoundland!!! What a BIG mess a duck egg can make Aspen!!! Oh, I can handle scooping up a smashed egg off the floor, but trying to scoop that out of a pocket!!!
EmilyOfIndiana, that would just freak me out!!!

"Slowly, I reached into my pocket and to my horror and surprise, I felt something ooey and gooey, something very egg-like."

I had just let all the ducks out of their stall, so I bent down to gather the 8 eggs they'd laid me and I squatted down to gather some eggs in a house and I heard a "crack"...I said Oh Shoot! I opened up my pocket were I'd been putting the eggs and all the eggs were covered in the egg white. I gave the raw egg/shell to the ducks. At least they got some enjoyment out of it! LOL

I went out one moring to let my girls out and was wearing my bath robe. I saw an egg and put it in my pocket. Went back in the house and forgot the egg. I threw to robe onto a chair and heard the crunck and knew I had forgotten the egg.
The worst one is when I found an egg I had forgotten on the counter. I went to throw it away, missed and the egg went inside my purse and broke. I threw my purse away.

Ah, pocket omelets

I've also done it too many times to count. My DH and I went to lunch the other day, my cell phone rang so I reached in my pocket to get it. Lo and behold, there was an egg in there. A very, very light egg. I cracked it open when I got home out of sheer curiosity. The contents were gone. I have no idea how long that thing had been in there. Ew!
Nikki

~ Aspen