NotabitaiI
Amorphous Girl Boss
I say it all the time except I say "ermkey-dermkey" because okie dokie is my ermified phraseThe Internet:
“ermkay” just means “erm… okay.”
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I say it all the time except I say "ermkey-dermkey" because okie dokie is my ermified phraseThe Internet:
“ermkay” just means “erm… okay.”
I say it all the time except I say "ermkey-dermkey" because okie dokie is my ermified phrase
By the way, kids I went to school with still recognize me, and often stop me in public with a “hey, aren’t you that girl that drank salad dressing?”Well, I don’t really know you guys that well, so I would have to say myself. Reason:
1. I’m not allowed to bring snacks to beekeeping club, after taking in homemade hard candy with real roasted crickets inside.
2. I draw. I draw a lot. I would rather draw pictures than speak to real human beings.
3. I’m currently making a dress out of trash bags and ketchup packets, because it sounds silly.
4. I’m very disabled, and often make jokes about my condition that have people wondering if they’re allowed to laugh. (They are)
5. I graduated high school last year. For the talent show, I drank a shot of RANCH SALAD DRESSING, after a solid week of building up the persona of the “ranch dealer.” (think old cartoons with the one character who’s always selling stolen watches. I literally stopped people in the hall, put on the voice of a middle aged chain smoker, and opened a secret compartment in my jacket to reveal single servings of ranch, while asking if they wanted to make an offer).