On Saturday, my whole neighbourhood was having a garage sale. I was supposed to sit out side and sell printers...not the most fun thing to do.
I was so bored I went out back and got my silkie then went back to the front yard. He was sitting beside me and I was brushing stuff out of his fluff and feeding him treats. Soon enough I had tones of people coming to my yard sale, but no one wanted to buy a printer.
They just wanted to see what I was petting. People were asking me what it was and how much I was selling it for, No one could get it through their brains that it was my PET chicken.
THEN someone came who actually wanted to buy a printer, but couldnt get around the mob of people starring at Poppycock. I finally told everyone that they needed to leave, because they were trespassing on my property. Then I ran down the street with a chicken in my arms to get the people who want to buy the printer. Then they bought it!
When I went to put Poppycock up there were a bunch of little kids around my coop, so I shooed them off
and sat outside my coop on a hey bale for the rest of the day. And that is why chickens should not help you sell printers.
