Why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Flufferes, Jun 8, 2017.

  1. Flufferes

    Flufferes Poke

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    How did you know it crossed the road? :plbb
     
  2. meetthebubus

    meetthebubus Chillin' With My Peeps

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    To get to the pile of mealworms!
     
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  3. cavemanrich

    cavemanrich Overrun With Chickens

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    The chicken crossed the road to show the raccoons that it can be done.......:yesss::lau
     
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  4. Flufferes

    Flufferes Poke

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    You guys were witnesses? LOL
    Good one!
     
  5. Duckstruck

    Duckstruck Chillin' With My Peeps

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    The frantic chicken crossed the road as a desperate last resort due to what was behind him. He knew he must flee to the land of free chickens to escape persecution from his owner's culinary practices. By crossing the dangerous highway, he took matters into his own talons; if he were to die by making this risky move, it would be the liberation of dying a free rooster that would justify his attempts.
    So driven with determination, he did reach the other side of the road, but found it a wasteland of inhospitable circumstances. This time, there was nowhere to run.
     
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