Why did the chicken cross the road?

[cluckcluckluke]

Mine too!! Unfortunately, I had 2 guineas that didn't make it safely across the road I hate roads.. I hate back country dirt roads that people think are fun to zoom down and not realize animals are usually close to them.

They constantly go where they are not allowed. I am so sorry to hear about your Guineas, yeah I have hoons around my place tearing up the dirt roads

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[ChickenLittle11]

My chickens always cross my road and I would think they would stop after my Austalorp Barbie was almost hit by a truck. But my cat is dumber than they are. She would lay in the middle of the road and roll around or chase her tail. I'm surprised she is still living.

 

[Ralph Moyer]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was the only way it could think of to commit suicide. The stock was empty.

 

[fishnet1971]

Because the meaning of life hasn't been discovered yet.

 

[ParadiseFoundFarm]

I just hope that some day , peace will rein on earth and we will all be accepting of others so that when a chicken crosses the road, it can do so without it's intentions being questioned.