I amThey always seem to hit me in the mouth, then I have to walk around with a puffy lip. When people ask me what happened I say a chicken wing hit me, and they assume it's the kind you buy in a restaurant and they get this look as they're trying to figure out the circumstances where 1) someone would throw a chicken wing at you and 2) someone would throw one at you hard enough to make your lip swell up a little.
Laughing so hard!
