Why does your chicken hate you today?

[Not-so Slick Chicken]

She hates me today because she just went broody.
Again.
And I'm going to be bothering her and stealing all the eggs.

^ which shall be copy-paste for an unknown number of days.
(It's still summer heat with triple digit risks.)

 

[ClickityChick123]

Because I let my younger chicks free range and not them, then gave the little ones mealworms. Suddenly, they're on strike and hate me.

 

[ClickityChick123]

Oh, I'm so sorry that when I picked you up today you thought you were about to die, and had to tell all the neighbors how much you hate me. It's not like your whole purpose of life is to be an actually nice chicken, why would I think such a thing!?

Chickens.

 

[ChickenChick46]

Morning butt checks and brooder cleaning. Apparently, caring about their health and living conditions is unacceptable. Toddlers.

 

[pikapika]

Because today I gave the leftover cat food to the dog.

Yesterday, my dog hated me because I gave the leftover cat food to the chickens.

I can't win.

 

[Mother of Chaos]

Because today I gave the leftover cat food to the dog.

Yesterday, my dog hated me because I gave the leftover cat food to the chickens.

I can't win.

But how does your CAT feel about all this?!

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

I was in a hurry, and I ignored my Rooster's "no wearing Shoes with Laces" Rule. Sorry Boat-snack.

 

[pikapika]

But how does your CAT feel about all this?!

She also hates me, because the food I'm serving isn't up to her standards, apparently

 

[Mother of Chaos]

She also hates me, because the food I'm serving isn't up to her standards, apparently

Well, of COURSE it’s not!! She’s a cat, after all.

 

[thecatumbrella]

The fermented feed was too fermented.