WHY IS IT? thread

[Lunachick]

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Why is it my wife always puts the tp on so it rolls from the bottom and you can never find the end.

That's why people put the roll on the tank, they don't know how to properly hang it. Over, not under.

 

[maplesky7]

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You be quiet young lady!

 

[maplesky7]

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It must be your meds kicking in

heart meds don't make ya silly...stinker.

 

[bigkford]

Ok, why is it you put the tp on the roll and your son comes out of the bathroom and the tp is sitting on the sink? No matter how you put it on the roll!

 

[maplesky7]

why is it my 3 year old puts the roll IN the pot and doesn't just take a wad and wipe?

 

[Marlinchaser]

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Why is it my wife always puts the tp on so it rolls from the bottom and you can never find the end.

That's why people put the roll on the tank, they don't know how to properly hang it. Over, not under.

Why is it only women care whether its over or under as long as it is there when I NEED it, it could be hanging from the ceiling.

Why is it mans resposibility to raise the lid ? Dont women know how to wipe the seat before sitting, its wet everytime, and if you look around you will find the paper that we didnt hang because you nag us about hanging it wrong??

 

[spectrumranch]

Why is it, that once you start to giggle in church during the sermon, you can't stop and the more you try to hold it in the harder it makes you laugh.

 

[maplesky7]

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That's why people put the roll on the tank, they don't know how to properly hang it. Over, not under.

Why is it only women care whether its over or under as long as it is there when I NEED it, it could be hanging from the ceiling.

Why is it mans resposibility to raise the lid ? Dont women know how to wipe the seat before sitting, its wet everytime, and if you look around you will find the paper that we didnt hang because you nag us about hanging it wrong??

why does marlin think he has a point? and why is he bashing his head? don't crazy people do that?

 

[bigkford]

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He wants to leave you the sargent stipes so you can do extra work on laundry.He can also say he used the tp.

 

[maplesky7]

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guilty... but haven't done it in a looong time. I remember doing it in highschool alot. I even did it a my friends funeral...once i saw my pregnant friends belly start heaving with laughter...we couldn't keep it in. but derek would have encouraged our laughter...he was such a comedian.


why do i have to become all sentimental all of a sudden??