WHY IS IT? thread

[maplesky7]

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He wants to leave you the sargent stipes so you can do extra work on laundry.He can also say he used the tp.

she


and sometimes she leaves more than stripes.

it's all a learning thing.

i told her to "hold it" (her pee) once when i saw it running out so she clutched herself with her hand.... ? uh... didn't work. ha ha ha.

 

[Lunachick]

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That's why people put the roll on the tank, they don't know how to properly hang it. Over, not under.

Why is it only women care whether its over or under as long as it is there when I NEED it, it could be hanging from the ceiling.

Why is it mans resposibility to raise the lid ? Dont women know how to wipe the seat before sitting, its wet everytime, and if you look around you will find the paper that we didnt hang because you nag us about hanging it wrong??

Well, do you scrub the toilet? If not, you take care of the lid. I think you have to work it out with the spouse...If hubby scrubbed the pot, I would take care of the lifting of the lid. But I still have to wipe the mirror of toothpaste splatter and hair in the sink, and pee that dribbles down the OUTSIDE of the pot......

 

[bigkford]

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That's why people put the roll on the tank, they don't know how to properly hang it. Over, not under.

Why is it only women care whether its over or under as long as it is there when I NEED it, it could be hanging from the ceiling.

Why is it mans resposibility to raise the lid ? Dont women know how to wipe the seat before sitting, its wet everytime, and if you look around you will find the paper that we didnt hang because you nag us about hanging it wrong??

Men should have respect for us women. We do enough for men. They think they are above us that they should have better aim. The wrong hanging is in retaliation for men not being able to use it off the roll. Also leaving a wet seat and not putting the seat down, or leaving droplets on the seat. And knowing they did it.

 

[maplesky7]

reminds me of a story my mom tells of my dad... when they got married he never lifted the lid to go... he just went. so mom's backside would get wet and well, that's just not sanitary.

so she told him that he needed to start to put the lid up and he was head strong and said he had good aim. so she told him then you go and then sit down on the seat and tell me how good your aim is.

he started lifting the seat after that.



why is it i can never find a pen?

 

[Marlinchaser]

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Because you have kids around that needed it more than you, go look under thier bed

 

[maplesky7]

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Because you have kids around that needed it more than you, go look under thier bed

under 7 year olds bed... it's a bunk so it's all stuffed animals.

under 3 year olds bed... probably the cat and 3 misplaced toys.


pens.... never never land....

but carried off by thing 1 and thing 2

 

[buck-wild-chick]

Why is it that,Guys can lift the toliet seat UP but can't put it back DOWN.

 

[Marlinchaser]

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why is it girls can put it down, but not back up??

 

[bigkford]

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He wants to leave you the sargent stipes so you can do extra work on laundry.He can also say he used the tp.

she


and sometimes she leaves more than stripes.

it's all a learning thing.

i told her to "hold it" (her pee) once when i saw it running out so she clutched herself with her hand.... ? uh... didn't work. ha ha ha.

I'm sorry I did not know he was a she. But either way they are fun at that age. The hold it never works. I told my oldest son to do that when he was three,( he potty trained himself by 2 years the no tp on the roll) but anyway ,we were in the middle of a shopping center gettin groceries put in the truck and he stood up in the back of the cart and lets it fly. Only to have a car pulling in beside us. The gentleman gets out of his car and says, son I hope you keep that arch. So of course he had to keep praticing.

 

[buck-wild-chick]

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why is it girls can put it down, but not back up??

Well guys arent the ones that fall in