Why is one duckling a different color?

[HugHess]

Did she just polish off a bottle when she made that crass statement? I'll retort with black is beautiful!

 

[chrisnjenny]

OH i'm so sorry I was referring to the Mallard that is a possible father of the duckling in question. Didn't mean to offend anyone, black is beautiful! And i only wish I had a bottle, I'm as sober as they come thanks!

 

[dotporter]

rofl, I've had moments like those. Words form in brain, hands try to put words into type, what comes out is somehow NOTHING like what was in brain.

It happens so often that I once bleached my hair blond just so I'd have an excuse.

 

[dotporter]

AHHH WAIT.. NO.. .I didn't mean anything against blondes... AHHHHHHHH

 

[chrisnjenny]

lol, well its the middle of the night here in oklahoma and although my brain is running 100mph (i gave up fighting the insomnia for BYC) my hands just usually can't seem to keep up! Today is my first day actually looking through the forum and trying to help others with the miniscule amount of knowledge i have (compared to the massive amount available on this site) . I only hope I'm not making similar mistakes all over the place. I truely didnt even realize what i typed i even had to go back and see wth HugHess was refering to!

 

[dotporter]

Ahh insomnia. It's great really because you get so much done while other silly people are wasting time SLEEPING. And it gives me something to do tomorrow fixing all the things I messed up tonight!!!!

 

[chrisnjenny]

lmao yes ma'am! I'm sure I'll have plenty to fix if this thread is any indication! better watch out for those blondes lol!

 

[dotporter]

 

[Amykins]

I saw a blond duck once. It was trying to eat a plastic flower. (ba-dum-tsh)

 

[Buck Oakes]