why on earth did i have to do that (picture included)

[wombat]

Wanna come over and lick my electric fence? It tickles ...

 

[chickenbottom]

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bahhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhahaha maybe later when my mouth heals

 

[gaited horse]

I have a barb wire necklace if you want it.

 

[shelleyd2008]

You could always cause bruising over the rest of your face, and claim you got beat up?

And I second the frozen peas thing......and the dork...

 

[WriterofWords]

When my son did that I wrapped a bag of frozen peas around his mouth for about half an hour, when he woke up you could hardly tell. I'm not laughing right now.........

 

[Eggs4Sale]

I agree on the bag o'peas.


Oh, and

Stop sucking so much.

 

[Crystalchic]

honey that is not a bruise
it is equal to having a hickey
they suction creates the blood to come to the surface
you actually have a giant hickey around your mouth

 

[BarkerChickens]

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You poor thing! Hopefully it is gone my morning.

 

[Crystalchic]

that is not how you get rid of hickeys
you need to use preparation H
or an inti inflammatory ointment along with aloe
oh and dont do that again

 

[BorderKelpie]

lol
That's funny, in a sad kind of way.
Go with the frozen peas (don't suck them - you'll likely choke your silly self!)
Oh, have a good time tomorrow, where are you going? I wanna life, I'll just have to settle with living vicariously through everyone else's. Have a great time and tell us (me) all about it, 'kay?
Oh, and the elbow licking thing - I don't have to, I have a nutso dog that loves to lick elbows - drives me insane! "course, then she has to have one of her little seizures and tear up her towel in her crate, and then....
Gawd, why do I out up with this stuff?
Ok, good luck with your hickey - and don't get any more tomorrow! lol
ETA - I just read my own post - boy, my ADD is showing.....................
read it really fast and you'll see what I mean.