Why Santa can't possibly be a man:

[mdbucks]

a. Men can't pack a bag
b. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
c. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen
with all those elves
d. Men don't answer their mail
e. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in
just as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly"
f. Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them
g. Having to do the Ho-Ho-Ho thing would seriously inhibit their
ability to pick up women
h. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment

 

[lacyloo]

ha ha santas a litlle gurl lol

 

[nccountrygirl]

I always thought Santa was a girl as men can't remember important dates.

 

[Buckguy20]

Well I certainly remember my first date. Sweaty palms, butterflies in my stomach, knot in my throat.

 

[rooster-red]

MD
Santa just shot me an email, wants me to post his rebuttal for you.


a. Men can't pack a bag
Why do you think I let the elves hang out?
b. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
It's red wool you twit
c. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen
with all those elves
Makes me feel superior being around all those shorties
d. Men don't answer their mail
Thats what Mrs. Clause is for
e. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in
just as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly"
You should see what the punk who started that rumor got for Christmas
f. Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them
Thats the whole reason for going house to house, to find someone in them
g. Having to do the Ho-Ho-Ho thing would seriously inhibit their
ability to pick up women
Hey, it works for rappers!
h. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment
I work one night a year, how's that for a commitment

Don't shoot the messenger, just relaying a reply.

 

[seismic wonder2]

"Somebody gets a lump of coal...."
Is the message I was asked to relay.....

 

[headbangingrooster]

Quote:
I guess I'm just different from other men, commitment doesn't bother me

I've been with the same girl for over a year now.

 

[hatchcrazzzy]

been with the same lady 37 years. and that is all funny

 

[Wildsky]

Quote:
I guess I'm just different from other men, commitment doesn't bother me

I've been with the same girl for over a year now.

Talk to us in 20 years ......

 

[silkiechicken]