wierd questions

[Crickett]

Because they are just "common" and baseball players are "superstars".





Do I have the smartest chickens in the world or what?

 

[Liza]

I don't know, can they scratch numbers in the dirt!

Why was there not a fence around my land when i bought it?

 

[Crickett]

Because if there was a fence you wouldn't be able to see the land!



Will my rabbits make lots of babies?

 

[E-Chick]

Did the rabbit die,

WHAT was that loud, booming sound just now???

 

[chickencoop31320]

Your refrigerator was running and it fell down.


Why OH why did I buy turkeys today? They are so LOUD!!! LOL

 

[Fruit Juice]

Because you were craving turkey meat.

Why is bubblegum pink?

 

[chickencoop31320]

Because they put food coloring in it to make it pink.

Why won't the turkey baby SHUT UP???? LOL

 

[Fruit Juice]

Because it is a turkey
Why are smiley faces yellow?

 

[Crickett]

because if they were blue they'd be sad.



Why do my chickens follow me around the yard?

 

[sealsandwich]

'Cause you are the bread goddess!

Why does kitty poo smell so *stinking* bad?