wierd questions

[Ec_Prokta]

So they can drive everyone away.

Why have they not made a "The Mysterious Benedict Society" movie yet??

 

[chickaddict]

Because you want it so badly. (I saw you mentioned the same nonexistant movie on another thread)



Why are my orp chicks growing way too fast?

 

[Crickett]

So they can make you a Gramma (or is that grand chicken?)


Why is there never enough time to do the things I want to do?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Because you waste your time on here.

Why do I like video games?

 

[Crickett]

Because you are still a child.


When will my roosters get their tails?

 

[nwgirl]

Soon after the hens do.

Why don't we ever drop daisies on other countries to let them know that we love them?

 

[chickaddict]

Military minds don't think that way.



Why are angry people allowed to drive?

 

[Crickett]

Because there is no "anger management" button to stop them.


Why is it that when ever I find something I like, it's never in my size?

 

[chickaddict]

because you have good taste and they agree with you.



Why am I the only one who changes the toilet paper role in a house with 5 people in it?

 

[nwgirl]

Because you're always the one to use the last of it.


Why do super heroes wear tights?