wierd questions

[Crickett]

because chocolate is the most important food group!


why can I not live without coffee?

 

[Paganbird]

I bet you could if you tried

Why do dogs walk in circles before they lay down?

 

[Crickett]

To keep the tigers away!


When chicks say "cheap" is it a comment on my spending habits?

 

[Bleepmunk]

Yeah they want to comment you on your excellent spending habbits!!

why do dogs shed so much?

 

[Crickett]

They are getting ready for summer!

If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

 

[chickie_mama]

A Party!!!!!!

Why do I always wake up 15 minutes before my alarm goes off?

 

[Crickett]

Because you haven't reset your eyes!


Why do insect think I am so tasty?

 

[Scoop]

It's your shampoo!

Why do we plant grass seed than complain about mowing?

 

[Crickett]

because people want the good stuff without having to work for it.



Why does the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain?

 

[chickaddict]

Because Elizas' speech tutor says so.



Why do teenagers believe they know everything?