wierd questions

[Crickett]

When it comes in chocolate!

Why does my dog want to sniff/lick/eat the most disgusting things?

 

[Chickafoog]

Because he wants to annoy you!!!

Will my pup be a good protector dog???

 

[Crickett]

Depends. Is there something else he would rather be doing?

 

[Bleepmunk]

Of course!

What kind of dog do you have?

 

[Crickett]

She is half Yorkie, half Chihuahua. ALL attitude!


Is doing the wrong thing ever the right thing to do?

 

[peepdaddy]

Depends on the circumstances.
Where is the East pole and the West pole?

 

[chickie_mama]

They don't exist...

Why is the grass green?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Cuz if they wernt, Al Gore would scream.

Why does everything hyped stink?

 

[Crickett]

Because if they told you it stunk, no one would go/see/buy it.


Why do men think they know everything?

 

[Paganbird]

They don't know any better.

If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?