wierd questions

[Crickett]

Because you're putting off things you should be doing.

Why does it rain every freaking day I want to do something?

 

[77horses]

hehehe not really. I have some homework, but I have all day to do it.

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Because I guess that means you aren't suppose to do those things at that time.




Why do some people not understand the most obvious things??? (not making fun of those people)

 

[jonathansenn]

they can't see the forest for the trees most of the time.

Speaking of which, If a tree fall in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[77horses]

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Yes. Because other creatures hear it.

and it somehow made sound waves, which means that it DID make a sound.

Why is my Cockatiel, Moss, biting at my ear while I'm typing here???

I think he just likes to annoy me or he wants my bead necklace

 

[Crickett]

He wants your necklace, because he has always been a snazzy dresser.


Why does my cat and dog think that every time I sit down, it's an open invitation for them to climb into my lap?

 

[SpringChickens]

Because it is, of course!!

Why do my goats keep trying to come in the house?

 

[77horses]

because they say: "Well, if that human gets a fancy stall like that, then we should too!"

Why is my computer time about to run out in 3 minutes?

 

[SpringChickens]

Because it's getting close to your computer's nap time... just switch to another one!!

Why do my chickens chase my cat?

 

[77horses]

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no. mom put timer on

 

[Crickett]

Because they want to know what kind of chicken she is!

Why do my chickens always want to sit on top of the brooder?