wierd questions

[Crickett]

Of course! You will become a chicken MAMA!


Is it possible to have too many chickens?

 

[Poultry Master]

Never! Just not enough space and money.

If horses are measured in hands than what are chickens measured in?

 

[chicksgalore]

Toenails.

Why am I staying up so late tonight?

 

[chickfluff]

because you're bored and don't want to go to bed, like me.


Why am I doing my homework?

 

[rancher hicks]

Because it's the right thing to do and I'll kick your butt if you don't, Dad.

Why are pancakes call "flapjacks"?

 

[Ol'FashionHen]

Because a guy named Jack was makin' biscuts for his wife who couldnt pronounce her t's correctly and when she saw them she proclaimed "those are flap Jack!".

Why do kids eat boogers?

 

[Crickett]

Because it's there!

Why do people want what they don't have until they get it?

 

[77horses]

Because they don't know that they ever wanted it until they actually had it.

Why is one of the smileys saying "WOOT!!"?

 

[Crickett]

He has a speech impediment. He's really an owl and is saying "HOOT".


Can a chicken fly to the moon?

 

[77horses]

Yep! with the right technology, of course! In fact, I heard that somewhere, in a secret lab, a bunch of smart chickens are secretly building a little rocket and they will blast off next month!

Why am I on BYC right now?