wierd questions

[gaited horse]

no red eye and wire hair


why do polish have top knots

 

[rancher hicks]

because they don't comb their hair.

Why did the moron put a chair in the coffin?

 

[PunkerTechnoRoo?ter]

Because he figured if he had to sit with the dead the dead might as well sit up too.

If you were going to change the title to the movie "Grease", what other substance would you use ?

 

[Nature Watcher]

I don't know what the movie "Grease" is, but water I guess.

What color are my shoes?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Blue-gray with shards of lemon.

Will my brother listen to me when I say don't hog my friends?

 

[SpringChickens]

Of course not! Brothers don't listen to anything!!

Am I old? I am really disturbed that BraveCock hasn't heard of one of the best movies ever, Grease.

 

[Honeysuckle]

Nope. If you can read and type without help, I'd say your not.

Will I ever get to punch that kid that makes fun of me in the face?

 

[gaited horse]

yes right now you will punch him



what does the hen say to the egg

 

[Crickett]

"Stop lying around!"

If I had three wishes, and gave away two, what would I wish for?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

All the chickens you want!

Will I ever do something with my life?