wierd questions

[60ACRES]

Use a belt on them, in more than one way.


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

 

[Liza]

because it's sour cream not curdled or fuzzy cream!

Why is "Caution liquid may be hot" on the bottom of the cup?

 

[gaited horse]

cause your supposed to read the bottom of the cup


what will i eat today

 

[blue fire]

Jolly Ranchers and a lots of cookies

Where is Hidden Valley anyway?

 

[Honeysuckle]

In a factory where people are forced to work for dressing.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck is a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Crickett]

about as many as peter piper's pickled peppers---a peck.




If birds do it and bees do it, hasn't it been done to death?

 

[charmed one]

Only til the last death.

Why are there instructions in braille on the drive up atm?

 

[Crickett]

so umpires can do their banking too!



Will my hens ever lay eggs? (I think they are holding out on me!)

 

[charmed one]

Just when you least expect it, one of your hens will lay you a tinnnnnnnnnny little pee pee egg.

What did the farmer say to the pig?

 

[Crickett]

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship"






Why do I spend so much time on here?