wierd questions

[cherrychicken]

cuz it comes from the stinkers themselves!

why am I so happy?

 

[EC]

You are having fun!

Anyone ever remastered Ubuntu?

 

[Crickett]

What's that?



Why does my dog eat cat poop?

 

[sealsandwich]

Ubuntu rules and needs no remaster! It is the master! Go Linux!

Your dog has great taste.

When I hand my son a stack of folded jeans, why does he ask me where they go????

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

the same reason my husband couldnt find the mayo in a fridge entirely full of JUST mayo!

how on earth did i end up with such a ridiculous mother in law???

 

[Fruit Juice]

Because you're on Earth.

Why I am I wierd?

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

Cuz weird's the new normal...

Why do I keep gettin chased by HORNETS?!

 

[Crickett]

Because you are just so sweet!


What kind of ducks did my DH bring me?

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

Rubber ducks!

Why does lightenin keep strikin my house?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

The storm clouds hate you.

Can you speed up time to 6 months in the future?