wierd questions

[sealsandwich]

I have so many I don't even know how many I have........

Am I going to finally sell one of my incubators?

 

[christyware]

A Hen who is tired of sitting on her eggs all day will buy it from you, she hopes you will sell it to her Cheep, Cheep, Cheep! Why did the Rooster sit on top of the Alarm Clock?

 

[Crickett]

He was trying to muffle it because he couldn't stand the competition!




Why is it so danged HOT?

 

[angela56124]

Because thats wher you live (its about 60 where I am)

What class are German Short haired Pointers? (ex. Toy, sport ect.)

 

[rancher hicks]

Low class.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turtle?

 

[Crickett]

Either a v-----e-----r-----y s-----l-----o-----w chicken or a turtle that likes to cross roads.



What would happen if you crossed a chicken and a millipede?

 

[redstars]

Everyone would get a drumstick!
What do you call a rooster with a raspy voice?

 

[christyware]

A Rooster who crowed way to much, he gave himself Laringitis. What do you call a Rooster crossed with a Crab?

 

[Crickett]

A very cross rooster!


Why are turkeys so stupid?

 

[christyware]

Because the day they were giving Brains to the Turkeys, the Turkeys mistaked (Braining) for (Raining) and all ran back inside the coop, cause they didn't want to get wet, so they missed out on getting Brains. What made the Ostrich stick his head in the sand?