Wild Survival

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Did you drop something on me? I hope it wasn't the airspeed indicator. I made those very sharp.

Yes, an acorn. IT WASN'T MY FAULT! Stupid squirrels.

Squirrels? Food!!! *wields altimeter*

Where abouts? Maybe I could climb up and... *falls over.* ouch, my leg!
 
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Yes, an acorn. IT WASN'T MY FAULT! Stupid squirrels.

Squirrels? Food!!! *wields altimeter*

Where abouts? Maybe I could climb up and... *falls over.* ouch, my leg!

Are you okay? The squirrels are over...there. *Points to a squirrel drey*
 
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Squirrels? Food!!! *wields altimeter*

Where abouts? Maybe I could climb up and... *falls over.* ouch, my leg!

Are you okay? The squirrels are over...there. *Points to a squirrel drey*

It's still healing *wince*

Okay, perhaps I could make something. *attaches altimeter onto the end of a long stick with a bundle of vines, it looks slightly like a firework rocket. Chookies giggles*
 
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Are you okay? The squirrels are over...there. *Points to a squirrel drey*

It's still healing *wince*

Okay, perhaps I could make something. *attaches altimeter onto the end of a long stick with a bundle of vines, it looks slightly like a firework rocket. Chookies giggles*

Is that giggling I hear?!

*Chattering noises come from the drey*
 
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It's still healing *wince*

Okay, perhaps I could make something. *attaches altimeter onto the end of a long stick with a bundle of vines, it looks slightly like a firework rocket. Chookies giggles*

Is that giggling I hear?!

*Chattering noises come from the drey*

Whoosh!! Bang!! Lol jk, okay, I'll take aim now.

*thrusts the improvised munition forward and sends it straight into the opening of the drey.*
 
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Is that giggling I hear?!

*Chattering noises come from the drey*

Whoosh!! Bang!! Lol jk, okay, I'll take aim now.

*thrusts the improvised munition forward and sends it straight into the opening of the drey.*

*Loud chattering, all the squirrels scatter*
 
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Whoosh!! Bang!! Lol jk, okay, I'll take aim now.

*thrusts the improvised munition forward and sends it straight into the opening of the drey.*

*Loud chattering, all the squirrels scatter*

*quickly moves the spear to the left so the squirrels have no time to react, and pierce one by its leg*
 
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*Loud chattering, all the squirrels scatter*

*quickly moves the spear to the left so the squirrels have no time to react, and pierce one by its leg*

*Squirrel dies*
Dead squirrel...
*Little squirrel comes up to duck* I dub you Sir Fluffy Tail. You shall be my pet.
 
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*quickly moves the spear to the left so the squirrels have no time to react, and pierce one by its leg*

*Squirrel dies*
Dead squirrel...
*Little squirrel comes up to duck* I dub you Sir Fluffy Tail. You shall be my pet.

Aw, how cute!

*retracts spear and takes my breakfast off.*

Who wants squirrel? I'm getting quite hungry out here!
*Another little squirrel runs up to Chookies. This one is red* hello. Do you want to be my pet? I shall name you Elliot.
 

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