Will my ducks run away?

[Kiwibird]

Plus you may be in trouble with those WannaBeSecurities thinking you are stealing the public ducks when you decide to go home.

You could base an excellent comedy on this idea! Are there any screen writers in the house?

 

[Quack head]

My Appleyard's swim all day in our 1/2 acre pond. When I call them they usually come (kinda like my cat, when they feel like it). When wild ducks or geese land on the pond Sir-Quacks-Alot (Drake) chases them off. You might have the same problem with wild ducks chasing or fighting with your ducks?

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Your drake chases off wild geese?! - That's bold!

 

[SuperDuck]

I wouldn't dare to bring my ducks to one of the public ponds here!
First there are too many uneducated people at those ponds that do feed all kind of cr*p to the waterfowl, second you don't want your ducks interact with the (wild?) inhabitants of a public pond and catch all kinds of diseases and parasites from them.
Plus you may be in trouble with those WannaBeSecurities thinking you are stealing the public ducks when you decide to go home.

Took the boys to Camp Jellystone in Lodi. Every single time we took them to the delta for a swim, when we would get ready to leave, they would waddle up the little beach area and jump into our golf cart, and we would be chased down by some idiot accusing my kid of stealing the ducks from the delta.

 

[Quack head]

Your drake chases off wild geese?! - That's bold!

The Drake did chase off some wild Mallards and when he confronted the Geese
they just looked at him.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Took the boys to Camp Jellystone in Lodi. Every single time we took them to the delta for a swim, when we would get ready to leave, they would waddle up the little beach area and jump into our golf cart, and we would be chased down by some idiot accusing my kid of stealing the ducks from the delta.

So, what did you do to prove that they're yours? - For the clueless one duck looks like the other…

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

The Drake did chase off some wild Mallards and when he confronted the Geese
they just looked at him.

Still very impressive for a drake to go after wild geese!

 

[SuperDuck]

So, what did you do to prove that they're yours? - For the clueless one duck looks like the other…

You have to know my family and understand we have a very sick sense of humor, especially when it comes to stupidity. After the first few times of being nice about it (because watching two ducks hop themselves into a golf cart wasn't enough clue that these weren't just any old ducks) things like "duck soup is what's for dinner back at camp", "hope these two fatasses both fit in a ducth oven", or "My mom said she was going to make some good pillows out of these" may or may not have come Out of our mouths.

Forgive me, Father, for I may or may not have sinned.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

You have to know my family and understand we have a very sick sense of humor, especially when it comes to stupidity. After the first few times of being nice about it (because watching two ducks hop themselves into a golf cart wasn't enough clue that these weren't just any old ducks) things like "duck soup is what's for dinner back at camp", "hope these two fatasses both fit in a ducth oven", or "My mom said she was going to make some good pillows out of these" may or may not have come Out of our mouths.

Forgive me, Father, for I may or may not have sinned.

I completely understand that kind of humour, i am equipped with the very same!
People call me cynical and i answer: "No, not cynical, i am sarcastic…"

 

[SuperDuck]

I completely understand that kind of humour, i am equipped with the very same!
People call me cynical and i answer: "No, not cynical, i am sarcastic…"

No wonder we get along so well.