Winedocks, Asterlops & Coo Coo Maroons

[WiseChicks]

And all I can think about is, "Hmmm.... What WOULD an Erotic Sheep Goat look like?" I keep picturing one of my friend Nancy's Shetland Sheep ewes with Goat Horns, wearing a red satin bustiere…. Or, it could be mixed with a Fainting Goat, and so it drapes itself artfully onto a hillock, with its’ satin ball gown half undone, with a teat almost falling out of the bust-line, while a Black Sheep leans over it…..

Wow. Do I read too many torrid Romance Novels or what??!

 

[WiseChicks]

Heavy Bead baby chicks. White Giants and black Astrolops $2.00 each 1 to 10 days old. Two Turken chicks one male, one female $5.00 each. These Turken chicks are big birds when fully grown.

Why do I automatically picture a "Peeps" chick with a big old "Rapper Bling" necklace and shades?

I think I need to go eat lunch.

 

[WiseChicks]

OMG!!! Same ad, posted the day before with another interesting misspelling:

Heavy Bread baby chicks. white Giants and Black Astrolops $2.00 each three to five days old. Two Turkens chicks one male, one female $5.00 each. These are very big birds when fully grown.

Hey, if I have bread cows and bread chicks, I can eat hamburgers and chicken sandwiches for the rest of my life!!!! Bye-bye grocery store!

 

[WiseChicks]

Hi I am looking for some laying hens, fertile eggs to hatch or some baby chicks. Please send me a list of what you may have and a number I can reach you. Also would like to find some musckovie and call ducks or ducklings.


I should match the above person, with this one:


i have verry fertile hatching eggs availible last year i hatched out 88 of 96 eggs and this year the eggs look to be all feretile im asking $2 a dozen


What I want to know is, how in the heck can he tell by looking that the eggs are fertile? Is this another old farmer's trick?

 

[krstms]

Just saw an ad for black astroplops and another that says "we also have one of those aracannas(easter egger lays green eggs)"

 

[Chickenaddict]

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HAHAHAHA I saw that one and was gonna post it her ebut ya beat me to it!!! Wonder how those heavy bread chickens taste? lol

 

[scbatz33]

THOROUGHBRED GELDING ,HAS A VERY FAMOUS FATHER ( TIZNOW )
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE OVER 6 MILLION DOLLAR WINNER FATHER AND
FORTH GENERATION GRANDCHILD OF ( SEATTLESLEW ) ,CLEAN HIS HOVES BRUSH HIM DOWN NEVER HAVE TO TIE HIM UP ,MY TEN YEAR OLD LEADS HIM TO PASTER AND BARN ,HE CAN STAY WHERE HE IS FOR 100.00 A MONTH PASTER


That is one really cheap Reverend.........Shouldn't he get paid more for all his time in Seminary?

 

[Sonoran Silkies]

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You can tell by cracking open the eggs and looking at the germinal spot--you would do this with a random sampling of eggs; with a very good candler, you can even tell without cracking them open

(Mine isn't that good, but I have a friend whose is.)

 

[Amyable]

"I have a lot of really Really really nice laying hens. Not many roosters but some so these hens are in great shape and have all there feathers.
I have one of almost every breed that lays a big brown egg. Laying now!!!!!!

Delewares
Barred Rocks
Road Island reds
Gold stars
Black Austrolops
Sultons
Polish
Silkys
Arracaunas
Buff rocks
buff orpingtons
speckled susex's
Cochins
White rocks
Brahmas
Wyandottes
Dominiques
some ban yard chickens

some banties...
black spanich
cochins
White Japanese
some ban yard chickens


less than ten 2mo old chicks $5
araracana
white japs
will lay before summer
These chickens are laying and laying good "

The ban yard chickens might be good for those outlaw keepers...

 

[Cowgirl71]

"We have Chicks for sale Born Feb 13 they are from White Rocks, Black Astroplops, and Rode Island Reds. 1.75 each ready to go."

When I read this, the first thing that came to mind was astronauts about to plop somewhere...