SwiftPaw, having hog tied BrightStar and KernalCorn before tossing them in the river an hour or so ago, stood on the leader's rock and cleared his throat. "As you might not know, WC'ers," he started, "BrightStar and KernalCorn were recently drowned. I am taking responsibility of this and letting the weight of leadership fall to my shoulders. You will all address me as either SwiftStar, Mighty Leader of WingClan, His Royal Awesomeness, or some such name. Understood?"
Boredom..