Came back to my little corner for this bc - I'm beginning to understand how Mother Goose Fairy Tales came about. If you don't have a sense of humor, just keep scrolling.

The setting:
5 keets slipped out the door tonight. The adults were already out. They all wandered around together for awhile, but then the adults went in, leaving the keets out alone. I was able to catch one, leaving 4 chirping their little heads off.
CONVERSATION WITH THE GUINEAS :
"Rosie, come out here and get your keets!" Rosie looks at me, looks down at the winged mice scurrying at her feet, looks at me again, "Nah, I'm good."
"PJ, come out here and get your keets!" PJ comes out, gets 2, and goes back inside.
"Nuggie, go get those other two keets." Nugget looks at me, looks at the weeds, looks at me, "but they aren't mine," he says.
"Have you considered that they ARE yours and that's why she's so willing to dump them?"
Nuggie walks over, collects the 2 keets, and goes inside.
Narration ad libbed, event totally true.