i had a moment like that..
i had the misfortune of having to take a toddler along during one of those exams...i had him in the stroller facing me so he didnt know what was going on and during the exam he tried to bite my hand. well, i said loudly "dont you bite me!"
to which the incredibly handsome doctor replied "dont worry maam, i wont".
This is a true story...had a former teacher of mine, turned very dear friend in later years say that she had changed her doctor. No big deal. During the exam the doctor (trying to initiate small talk) says, "You look very familiar to me." She rose up on her elbows and replies,"If I look familiar to you, my dress must have been mighty short!"
I also had a friend who had an embarrassing moment...
Remember "Green Stamps"???
She took a tissue out of her purse to wipe herself before the Dr. came in...and when he examined her, he said their office didn't honor Green Stamps and handed two stamps back to her!!