Joke I got from a friend, had to share!!
I was due for an appointment with the
gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
tell me I had been re-scheduled for 9 :30 that day. I had packed everyone off
to work and school, and it was already around 8 :45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this
time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet
the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink,
and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable..
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned
some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped
up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this
morning, haven't we?'
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal ..
Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my
washcloth?' I told her to get
another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one
that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside
it...'
Never going back to that doctor.
Ever.
I was due for an appointment with the
gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
tell me I had been re-scheduled for 9 :30 that day. I had packed everyone off
to work and school, and it was already around 8 :45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this
time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet
the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink,
and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable..
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned
some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped
up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this
morning, haven't we?'
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal ..
Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my
washcloth?' I told her to get
another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one
that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside
it...'
Never going back to that doctor.
Ever.
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