Work vs. Prison:
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK
You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior @ WORK
You get more work for
Good behavior
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games @ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet @ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK
They are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check e-mails
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK
You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior @ WORK
You get more work for
Good behavior
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games @ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet @ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK
They are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check e-mails
AAuuGHH!
