Work vs. prison

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by nccountrygirl, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Songster

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    Work vs. Prison:

    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
    @ PRISON
    You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK
    You spend the majority of your time
    In an 6X6 cubicle /office
    @ PRISON
    You get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK
    You get a break for one meal and
    You have to pay for it
    @ PRISON
    You get time off for good behavior @ WORK
    You get more work for
    Good behavior
    @ PRISON
    The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK
    You must often carry a security card
    And open all the doors for yourself
    @ PRISON
    You can watch TV and play games @ WORK
    You could get fired for watching
    TV and playing games
    @ PRISON
    You get your own toilet @ WORK
    You have to share the toilet with
    Some people who pee on the seat
    @ PRISON
    They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK
    You aren't even supposed to speak
    To your family
    @ PRISON
    All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK
    You get to pay all your expenses to go
    To work, and they deduct taxes from
    Your salary to pay for prisoners
    @ PRISON
    You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK
    You spend most of your time wanting
    To get out and go inside bars
    @ PRISON
    You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK
    They are called managers

    Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check e-mails
  2. chickbea

    chickbea Songster

    Jan 18, 2007
    I'm sending this to my staff! [​IMG]
  3. JenniferJoIN

    JenniferJoIN Songster

    Sep 10, 2007
    Southern Indiana
    [​IMG] I think I picked the wrong one!
  4. Cuban Longtails

    Cuban Longtails Flock Mistress

    Sep 20, 2007
    Northeast Texas
    It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true! :mad: [​IMG]

    What about co-workers who leave skidmarks on toilet seats (and yes, I'm talking about women here...)? Ugh...
  5. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    thats is so real lol
  6. johnnyjack

    johnnyjack Songster

    Oct 21, 2007
    lol i will stay on the outside thanks [​IMG]
  7. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    Can you unlock my cell now warden?! [​IMG]
  8. coloradochick

    coloradochick Songster

    Dec 19, 2007
    Brighton, CO
    This is SO true. And yes Chickngurl, some women are real pigs at the work place. :eek: AAuuGHH!
  9. JaciesCoop

    JaciesCoop Songster

    Aug 16, 2007
    Obviously authored by a prisoner who was employed as a political campaign manager (spin master) prior to going prison

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