Worst. Movie. Ever.

[Rosalind]

Why didn't I listen to you folks about Paranormal Activity? One of my friends wanted to see it, so we went last night.

I will provide a synopsis of the entire movie for anyone who thinks they might want to see a scary movie:

Some chick is haunted by a demon, whose main form of "haunting" is opening and closing doors, and turning lights on and off. Her boyfriend is a moron and has a lot of fun playing Demon Hunter with a videocamera. Then the chick kills him and turns off the camera, and everyone else lives happily ever after. The audience cheers, because the movie is over and there's one less idiot in the world.

Also, Blair Witch Project called. They want their spooky low-pitched static noise back.

 

[fordmommy]

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I take back everything that I said.........THAT was the worst movie ever!

 

[desertgirl]

Observe and Report. (or pretty much anything with Seth Rogen (?) in it.)

This movie was so bad it made me want to call the people that made it and give 'em what for!!

 

[iread]

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ROTFLMAO! See....that movie is what made me start this thread...worst. movie. ever.

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

Another:

Napoleon Dynamite.

2 hours of my life that I can never get back.

 

[deb1]

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So many people that I know love that movie. I hated it also. Half way through, I had to turn it off.

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

I wanted to...but eventually I went to the point of counting how many times he said "uh..."

 

[Brick243]

We watched Dark Country, directed and starring Thomas Jane, a few weeks ago. It was beyond bad.

 

[silkypie]

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I AGREE! I was excited to see it, I thought it was going to be funny..... I was so bored!

 

[cmjust0]

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Here's a thought...

If you're going to post spoilers on a movie that's been released nationwide for about 3-1/2 minutes, you might want to put the words SPOILER ALERT at the top of your post so people who actually might want to go enjoy a movie can do so without knowing exactly what happens.. The word you DON'T want to use is 'synopsis' because those are posted all over the place without managing to ruin everything, so people aren't generally used to averting their eyes to something labeled SYNOPSIS.

I was gonna go see Paranormal Activity...now, well, I guess not, since I know exactly what happens.

Thanks so much.