Worst. Movie. Ever.

[PotterWatch]

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UGH, Indeed! That was an AWFUL movie!

ETA: Did anyone else suffer through Mars Attacks! ? That was horrible.

*I rather like Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey. Not all their stuff, but some of it.

 

[granmahen]

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I remember that one, it starred Don Johnson. Mostly I remember the end. "You have good taste in women." or something like that.

 

[Dar]

I like most of Jim Carey's stuff, I loved the grinch and cant wait for the christmas carol

my worst films:
Where the wild things are
Sweeny Todd
any of the Terminators
a fish called wanda
the new pink panther

I have walked out of the theater many times and requested my money back and have actually got it a few times too

 

[Whispering Winds]

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I have never had a desire to watch Titanic and my kids and grandkids think I am off my rocker. I told them I know what happens; they all drown except the old lady telling the story. they finally gave up on me. I hate sad movies, I like to laugh. I do watch CSI, Bones, Law and Order and Criminal Minds relentlessly, but other than that I like comedy. I like Jim Carrey too, and I think he is a great succes story. His dad always told him he was stupid and would never amount to anything, and I love a good "in your face" story, no matter WHO tells you that you will not succeed. I don't go to the movies to have to "learn" something, although I can't take horror movies. I do love the old Vincent Price ones, but they always sort of left something to the imagination. Steven King has some good ones, but I really don't care for Clowns after watching Itt, (read the book, and as usual thought it was better than the movie) and thought "the Dark Half" was creepy and sad . . .he has such an imagination!!! Have not seen Rose Red, but DD loves his movies, and her favorite is the one with Kathy Baits and her little daughter that has the abusive dad, and KB lets him fall in the well . . .I thought the one with James Caan, can't think of the name of it right off the top of my head . . .MISERY was one of the scariest movies I ever saw. Just knowing that she knew he was out of that room just made me squirm like a worm . . .not knowing what she was going to do . . .just scared me to pieces!!! I think she is a supreme actor as is James Caan.

I do admit "Me, Myself and Irene" was a dumb movie, but the bugs on his teeth and those big old boys loving on him just makes me laugh no matter what.

I always thought the Omen movies were creepy too; just hate to see a bad kid. Wasn't Cauley McCouklin (butchered his name!) in a movie about "the bad son" that wasn't good either. Remember Patty McCormick back in the day that played the little evil girl, can't think of the name, but the "Bad Seed" seems to be close to it. It was scary for that era too.

There was another movie back in the 80's called "Blackout" that was absolutely terrifying, and "The Hitcher" back then was horrible too . . .seeing those people with that killer in their station wagon pass the kid WHO knew what was going to happen just absolutely made you pee your pants . . . and then when he went to eat the french fries and one of them was a finger. . . holy moly!!!!!

Saw movies just give me the willies, cannot stand human suffering like that. I have never watch the entire Texas CSM because of it being true and they didn't ever know what happened to the guy did they? Sheesh. . . that did it for me. I did watch the Jason and Freddie movies, but they were almost funny. My kids were all teens when they were coming out and LOVED them, so I was always watching one of them whether I wanted too or not. I heard the last one is a lot more sexish, and not for kids. I think if we let our young kids watch this stuff, they become desensitized to human feelings and suffering. Scares me when I see some of these previews on TV. My sweet little 9 year old DS is scared of them, and cannot understand why someone would want to watch someone get slaughtered. But, some of the Xbox games are about the same thing, and he is fine with that. He said he knows that is just pretend, but the movies make it too real. Good thinking!!! I just hope to keep him that way for another 11 or so years!!

 

[McCord6]

Blair Witch Project is the WORSE hands down. I couldn't even finish watching it. 10 min through the movie, we changed to a diffferent one.

 

[australorpchick]

Out of Africa! Oh, you just brought back horrible memories! I shudder remembering how my mom and aunts would watch that movie over and over and over and over... This was back in the day when people would only have one tv and they would watch this at every get together. To this day I still have no idea what that movie is about, nor do I really want to. I'm going to have to try to stuff this way back in the dark crevices of my mind.

 

[deb1]

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre was NOT true. It was very, very loosely inspired by a man named Ed Gein(Gien) The same man inspired the movie, Psycho, which was a very different movie.

The producers basically lied when they said that it was true. It isn't.

Ed Gien(Gein) was gross but he sounded more insane then evil. He didn't chase anyone around with a chain saw either. There have been much worse real killers so I don't know how he became the inspiration for so many horror movies. He was a strange, odd person with deep psychological problems but he wasn't Leatherface.

By the way, Gein(Gien) was put in prison, so he was caught.

I hope that makes you feel better.

 

[Chickenmaven]

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I couldn't watch it because handheld shots give me motion sickness.

 

[cmjust0]

DOOMSDAY.

If you haven't seen it, don't. Seriously. It's awful. Don't even Netflix it. Whoever made this movie should NOT be encouraged to make more, trust me.

It's basically Rhona Mitra doing her best impression of Selene from 'Underworld,' and they're going into a long-quarantined Scotland (a la '28 Days Later') to do..something, I honestly can't remember what.. Once inside, they fight hordes of people who look and act like they just walked straight off the set of 'Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome' and/or 1979's cult-classic/horrible-movie 'The Warriors.' And, of course, there are cheesy car chase sequences, secret mountain tunnels and passes, blah blah blah...but get this...they wind up at a fortress where people are dressed up like lords and serfs and whatnot and there's a king and gladiator pits and..... Ugh.. By the end, you're like "Seriously? We started at cybertronic eyeballs and lasers and stuff and now I'm looking at gladiators and minstrels?!?"

It's just awful..

What was perhaps most insulting to me, personally, was that those responsible for this cinematic turd didn't even bother trying to redeem it with gratuitious nudity.. It should be a legal requirement that all 2-star-or-less movies MUST contain no less than 5 continuous minutes of gratuitous nudity, but that's JMO... It's almost as if they thought they were making a decent movie and wouldn't need nudity to keep it going.....which I can't even imagine. If ever there was a movie that needed lots and lots of nudity, it was this one....to have thought otherwise was sheer hubris.

just...WOW...

Seriously, it's like they took the worst elements of about 10 terrible movies and mashed them all together into one big meatloaf of suck.

What's especially disappointing is that Rhona Mitra practically reprised her Doomsday role in the more recent movie "Evolution: Rise of the Lycans," which effectively killed what could have been a really great movie franchise..

Kate Beckinsale apparently said....meh. So, having already played a poor-man's version of Beckinsale in Doomsday, somebody thought it would be a good idea to let her do it again...I guess, anyway.

Either way, Kate Beckinsale was CORRECT to have passed on "Rise..." It was pretty much a suckfest, too..

 

[ChickenToes]

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Blair Witch Project was awful! Everyone said it was so scary, and I was so disappointed. Who wants to watch people running around screaming in the woods?