Worst poop place...

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I haven't yet been embarrassed by wearing poop out. . but I have occasionally found an egg in my coat pocket while out and about. Luckily I've never broken one in my pocket while out! :gig
I did break one in my pocket. :sick

Somewhat related...I went to church wearing a pair of chicken britches after chicken chores sunday morning (they weren't very dirty). My wife realized after the service that I had a hole the size of a quarter on my backside.

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I, too, like to wear duck poop! But seriously, I really need to clean the walls of the horse stall that the ducks sleep in at night (there’s no horse). The ‘Scovy girls perch on the wall and poop down the side. :barnie
Cut open some empty feed bags and staple them to the wall. ;)
 
Somewhat related...I went to church wearing a pair of chicken britches after chicken chores sunday morning (they weren't very dirty). My wife realized after the service that I had a hole the size of a quarter on my backside.
I went to visit my son. I was folding a pair of jeans after washing them. I noticed two quite large holes on the backside. I asked my son if he noticed them. He said yes. I asked why he didn't tell me and he said I thought you liked them that way. I am 68, holes in my backside are not my fashion. OMG... :idunno:idunno
 
We had to go to the bank to signs some papers when we sat down I looked and still had my muck boots on I didn’t dare look at the bottoms . But was very thankful when we got up and started walking I wasn’t leaving a trail of duck poop behind me .

That was me yesterday - as soon as I realized what was on my boot I started looking everywhere for tracks lol - none whew!
 

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