would You be interested?!

[Ole and Lena]

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"Never mind the dog, beware of owner"

"Owner of this property shall be considered armed and dangerous"

"Hey superman, you really faster than a speeding bullet?"

"smile, you're on crosshair camera!"

"trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

"I'm a sporting man, start running!"

"If you can read this sign, you should already be running"

All real signs I've seen in my job that takes me onto all kinds of different properties to work on gas lines.

My all time favorite, obviously tongue in cheek: "Trispasers wil be perkecooted 2 the fullest xtent of 2 mungrel dogs witch nevur wus ovur soscable with strangers and one dubble burrel shotgun witch aint loaded wit sofa pillars!"

 

[spacecowgirl]

I would definately be interested! I saw a sign in Pigeon Forge the other day (on the side of a lazy mountain road) that said "Caution: Chickens at Play", and then beneath that: "Beware the Attack Rooster"

I almost died! I wanted to go back and take a picture, but my husband was adamant about getting to our cabin...anyway, I thought it was the cutest thing ever!

 

[dfr1973]

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In my window is a "Forget the dog - Beware of OWNER!"

And underneath is a pic of a rottie, although I have a pit bull nowadays. Considering one of my cats chases this pit bull under my desk, I need one about an attack cat ...

Although I have seen several variations on the theme of "This house protected by (insert favorite well-known firearms manufacturer)".

I'd be inclined to buy one that says: "Warning: Vicious cat (just ask the pit bull!)"

 

[StevenW.]

Oooo! Could you be able to do one with "Beware of Call Ducks" ?

Oh and how much would shipping and the actual cost of the sign be? Kind of interested.

(If I were to buy one I wouldn't be able to buy it till after Christmas since I'm broke at the moment with getting gifts for other family members.)

 

[hollymh]

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I'm doing 16.95+shipping, which I can calculate based on your location. I listed some beginning signs on here, I plan on making fancier ones soon, right now they're pretty basic

 

[debilorrah]

Beware of Dog. He will lick you to death.

 

[StevenW.]

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I'm doing 16.95+shipping, which I can calculate based on your location. I listed some beginning signs on here, I plan on making fancier ones soon, right now they're pretty basic

That's a good price!
I will definately keep in touch!

 

[zzGypsy]

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HA!

I think that needs a "." in front of it...

I need one that says

Caution: Slow Waddling Ducks
please drive slowly

because you KNOW our entire flock meets cars when they come up the drive, hoping for treats. and among the turkeys, guineas, chickens, geese and ducks, of course, the ducks ARE the slowest of the lot.