Would you rather....?

[Symphony]

Say a joke nobody gets


WYR kiss a rabbit or a chicken?

 

[Marty1876]

A Chicken!!

WYR sleep on the ground or on a picnic table?

 

[Symphony]

On the ground.

WYR eat fish or eggs for 40 days?

 

[Marty1876]

eggs

WYR have a quail or a pheasant?

 

[Symphony]

Pheasant!

WYR have a Duck or Goose?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

GOOSE!
WYR-- be a fish or a hawk?

 

[Symphony]

Hawk!

WYR meet me or Marty?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Hmmm BOTH OF YOU!!!
WYR-- see a cow or a horse?

 

[Symphony]

Well, I see my horse everyday and I want a cow, so, a cow.


WYR eat horse poop or a horse?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Depends....
WYR eat a slug or a snail?