Would you rather....?

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Rhode Island Red!!
WYR-- be a bee or honeybee?

 

[Marty1876]

honeybee!

Would you rather sleep alone by a river or by a lake?

 

[TechnoCat]

Lake!
Would you rather have itchy scabs everywhere on your skin and couldn't get rid of them or always have popcorn kernals stuck between every tooth?

 

[Disco Hen]

popcorn in my teeth

WYR a chicken that lays no eggs or a chicken that lays a egg once a year?

 

[TechnoCat]

Once a year, one is better than nothing!
WYR run under an angry elephant or across the back of a hungry gator/croc?

 

[Disco Hen]

run under a angry elephant

WRY a tame rooster that made a lot of noise or a wild quiet rooster?

 

[TechnoCat]

Wild calm roo

WYR have a server serve you food with dirty fingers or hearing the cook's nasty cough the whole time you were in the restaurant?

 

[Disco Hen]

dirty fingers I think

WYR a chicken go broody and hatch a bunch of chicks without you knowing, or to find a secret nest of eggs you didn't know about, that were all rotten?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Find the rotten eggs! It'd be better than having mutts!

WYR-- eat a frog or a toad?

 

[Disco Hen]

Frog I guess

WYR have a pet shark or unpotty trained dog?