Wow, do I feel woefully inadequate

[Cutiechook15]

#1 is probably my favorite. It looks safe and gorgeous. #4 looks like a lot of hard work for nothing. Like @rosemarythyme said, predators could get the chickens in there fairly easy. It is gorgeous though...

Also Hotel Eggcelsior was the most cheesy and amazing thing I've ever seen.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

This is why I let my chickens go on the Internet.

Lol, and this is why I most def do NOT! We be simple Ozark hillbillies around here and I aim to keep 'em like that as long as possible! You start lettin' em wander around on the interwebs n suchlike, and the next thing you know, they want to start riding around in cars with roosters and talkin to coyotes in fur coats, and hangin out in pool halls and bowlin alleys and y'all know what kind of shenanigans they can get up to! Stayin out past curfew and gettin flat tires on dirt roads and who knows what all. They can just be glad they get out to free range ever afternoon for a couple hours and don't be gettin no uppitty ideas about no fancy new digs. And that's final! Interwebs indeed!

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

Lol, and this is why I most def do NOT! We be simple Ozark hillbillies around here and I aim to keep 'em like that as long as possible! You start lettin' em wander around on the interwebs n suchlike, and the next thing you know, they want to start riding around in cars with roosters and talkin to coyotes in fur coats, and hangin out in pool halls and bowlin alleys and y'all know what kind of shenanigans they can get up to! Stayin out past curfew and gettin flat tires on dirt roads and who knows what all. They can just be glad they get out to free range ever afternoon for a couple hours and don't be gettin no uppitty ideas about no fancy new digs. And that's final! Interwebs indeed!

I don’t know how YOU chose to parent your chickens, but I let them have FULL internet access at all times. A 1000” flatscreen tv in the coop, three MacBooks each, you name it they have it!
They all go partying every night, and their cars always have busted headlights . Ive Spent more money repairing their Ferrari’s then I have on feed.

 

[mowin]

This is why I let my chickens go on the Internet.

They need to give me construction tips from seeing professional’s coops. And, they need to tell me how bland their coop is compared to the fancy chicken’s.

Mine would boycott me. I'd have to buy eggs. Could shake one out of them. Lol

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I don’t know how YOU chose to parent your chickens, but I let them have FULL internet access at all times. A 1000” flatscreen tv in the coop, three MacBooks each, you name it they have it!
They all go partying every night, and their cars always have busted headlights . Ive Spent more money repairing their Ferrari’s then I have on feed.

You have to pick your battles. They live in an old ratty, smelly coop and drive beaters, but we go on the BEST cruises every year! Oh and by the way, I am in the real estate market as my side hustle. Can I interest you in a modest little bridge outside Manhattan I can get you a really good deal on - this week only, though.

 

[mapurcel]

This reminds me of the dream house I’ll build my babies one day! It’s SO much fun having chickens why not build them a palace once I’ve built mine? Lol

 

[Dee Dub]

It will be a cold day in hell when my chickens have a nicer house/yard than I have. When I get finished with painting walls & cabinets, redoing bad flooring, replacing doors that have seen better days, finishing the landscaping of my front yard, I will consider an upgrade for the girls. But it sure is fun to look at the pictures.

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

You have to pick your battles. They live in an old ratty, smelly coop and drive beaters, but we go on the BEST cruises every year! Oh and by the way, I am in the real estate market as my side hustle. Can I interest you in a modest little bridge outside Manhattan I can get you a really good deal on - this week only, though.

Hmm, did anyone die on the bridge?

 

[Bear1978]

We still talking about chickens right? Those winged things that squawk, poop everywhere and push eggs out the booty? Those things right? The same things I have locked up in a 4x6 coop out back? That are my cucumber scraps yesterday and chased a fly around the run for a good 5 minutes? Those winged creatures. We ARE still talking about THEM?

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

We still talking about chickens right? Those winged things that squawk, poop everywhere and push eggs out the booty? Those things right? The same things I have locked up in a 4x6 coop out back? That are my cucumber scraps yesterday and chased a fly around the run for a good 5 minutes? Those winged creatures. We ARE still talking about THEM?

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